| About Us AMPS Albany ("The Usual Suspects") Member Profiles |
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| The Top-Secret Story of AMPS Albany: What the CIA Doesn't Want You to Know AMPS Albany was founded in 2000. The group is not affiliated with any known liberal left-wing media organizations, right-wing neocon cabals, or buffalo-wing eating clubs. We advocate the use of nonviolent means of having fun, and denounce all forms of terrorism, including rude remarks on judging forms and poor personal hygene. Mostly we make little plastic tanks, laugh at each other, and argue about history even though none of us are professional historians. Officers: We have no officers. No President, Vice-President, Treasurer, Deputy Assistants, Special Prosecutor, Defendant or Lobbyists. None of our members has ever bribed a member of Congress, although we gladly accept bribes. Nor do we have any members whose duty it is to thoughtlessly criticize other peoples' models, make ill-informed judgments, or express themselves as tactlessly as possible. Members need have no experience or knowledge of any aspect of modeling. Basic courtesy is required. Dues: Ain't got none. Publications: You're looking at it. Sorry. What Good Are You Guys? We have a lot of fun. We do not take ourselves, our hobby, or anyone else very seriously. - The Central Committee |
| Member Profile: John MetalMan |
| Member Profile: Dan |
| Member Profile: Monica |
| When's the Next Tank Night? |
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| Wednesday Jan 9, 2008 |
| "I would not belong to any club that would have me as a member" - Groucho Marx "In private, we're all misfits" Lily Tomlin "The newest modeling site on the web (at time of launch)" |
